The brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to fishing culture.

Fishing has its own language. A mix of wisdom, nonsense, myth, and excuses passed quietly down the bank for generations.
This book translates it all.

Inside you’ll find:

• The true meaning of The Noddy

• Why anglers worship Excuses of the Gods

• The unwritten laws of Bank Etiquette 

• Psychology reports on fish that definitely judge us

• And every character you meet on the bank (including the ones who live there)

It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it’s written by someone who’s blanked enough times to earn the right to joke about it.

This isn’t a technical guide.
This won’t improve your fishing.
But it will make you laugh, nod, and say, “Yep… I know exactly who he’s talking about.”

If you’re an angler with a sense of humour, or you know one, then this is the book that proves we take nothing seriously… except the fish.

Tight lines, thick skin, and stay hooked.